I was planning to have a burger today, but I don’t want to be disrespectful of National pizza and beer day. So I’m changing my plans. Fortunately Dave was there to save the day.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry (b. 1947)
GROG Premium Member 18 days ago
I’ll take the beer. Hold the pizza.
oldpine52 18 days ago
And she thinks that a salad will fill that emptiness?
Imagine 18 days ago
I was planning to have a burger today, but I don’t want to be disrespectful of National pizza and beer day. So I’m changing my plans. Fortunately Dave was there to save the day.
silberdistel 18 days ago
Why ruin a great pizza with beer?
Kornfield Kounty 18 days ago
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry (b. 1947)
coltish1. 18 days ago
There’s probably a mental health clinic nearby, Dave.
Kroykali 18 days ago
I’ve never heard anyone actually go “nom nom” as they ate.
backyardcowboy 18 days ago
Careful Dave! Those are “Magic Mushrooms” on the pizza.
Gent 18 days ago
Every day should be masala dosa day.
wongo 18 days ago
Where have I been? I thought every day was national pizza and beer day. (nom, nom)
ladykat 18 days ago
Pizza and beer sounds good.
Dobie Premium Member 18 days ago
Hold my beer! I’m gonna try and see if I can eat this whole pizza!
Dobie Premium Member 18 days ago
… I had to redo my post, I don’t think AutoCowrecked catcheese all my missteaks!
(I gotta get a Gnu one!!)
Zen-of-Zinfandel 18 days ago
His plan sounds rock salad.
The Duke 18 days ago
Is Dave buying?
Perkycat 18 days ago
This is funny!!
the lost wizard 18 days ago
Hold the olives and small salted fish on the next one and keep the beer coming. Burp! :)
tlmatcsc 18 days ago
Why is the missing piece triangular and the piece he is eating square? Inquiring minds want to know.
meshugunah 18 days ago
Warm beer and cold pizza – breakfast for the morning after…
Howard'sMyHero 18 days ago
I give you SCHKLURT …!
( a don martin sound effect for pizza springing into face )
Stephen Gilberg 18 days ago
Now to puree a pizza and pour it into a beer bottle….
Impkins Premium Member 18 days ago
burp. :)
wildlandwaters 18 days ago
kinda like they say money can’t buy happiness… I wouldn’t mind giving it a shot, tho!
markkahler52 18 days ago
Whiskey chaser…
Rich Douglas 18 days ago
“Better get some food between you and your feelings before you start asking difficult questions.” — Marc Maron
Shikamoo Premium Member 18 days ago
Sounds good to me. I could go for that now.