Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for October 09, 2024

I’ll take the beer. Hold the pizza.

And she thinks that a salad will fill that emptiness?

I was planning to have a burger today, but I don’t want to be disrespectful of National pizza and beer day. So I’m changing my plans. Fortunately Dave was there to save the day.

Why ruin a great pizza with beer?

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry (b. 1947)

There’s probably a mental health clinic nearby, Dave.

I’ve never heard anyone actually go “nom nom” as they ate.

Careful Dave! Those are “Magic Mushrooms” on the pizza.

Every day should be masala dosa day.

Where have I been? I thought every day was national pizza and beer day. (nom, nom)

Pizza and beer sounds good.

Hold my beer! I’m gonna try and see if I can eat this whole pizza!

… I had to redo my post, I don’t think AutoCowrecked catcheese all my missteaks!

(I gotta get a Gnu one!!)

His plan sounds rock salad.

Is Dave buying?

This is funny!!

Hold the olives and small salted fish on the next one and keep the beer coming. Burp! :)

Why is the missing piece triangular and the piece he is eating square? Inquiring minds want to know.

Warm beer and cold pizza – breakfast for the morning after…

I give you SCHKLURT …!

( a don martin sound effect for pizza springing into face )

Now to puree a pizza and pour it into a beer bottle….

burp. :)

kinda like they say money can’t buy happiness… I wouldn’t mind giving it a shot, tho!

Whiskey chaser…

“Better get some food between you and your feelings before you start asking difficult questions.” — Marc Maron

Sounds good to me. I could go for that now.