Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for October 17, 2024

I’ll pass on the zucchini pasta.

We always liked to get the radiatori style. Haven’t seen it around in years.

Some substitutes are fine.

Most are not nearly as good as the regular thing.

And to celebrate we will be playing the hit song La-la-la-lasagna by Ritchie Valens.

The pasta prologue.

Put a complex problem on the board and let them noodle on it for a while.

“Now take out your penne and write an essay on the Flying Spaghetti Monster.”

This is the Anti-Pasta class.

“On top of spaghetti, allllll covered with cheese…..”

This should have run on Wednesday since everyone knows that:

Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti day in the Italian side of Boston

Where-za m’pasta? This-a zucchini… she no work-a for me!

I don’t speggit!

She looks like my old teacher, Jeannie Zucchini.

Does this mean I HAVE TO eat that can of Chef Boyardee ravioli someone left here?(Long story).

I shoulda scrolled pasta today’s kartune!!

I give you the end of the Pastafarian Prayer:

“… and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. AND LEAD US NOT INTO VEGETARIANISM, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen”

It’s still gonna be the usual classroom rotini

Mrs. Pasta? I thought she was married to Al Dente

that substitute teacher, you can’t put anything pasta…

The Ro Tini and Spaghet Tini twins are always trying to put something pasta teacher. Saucy kids!

The school tried to get Mrs. Lasagna to substitute, but she was sauced.

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