Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 30, 2023

Just get a grip.

Oogh. Today’s strip is bound to get milked for lots of puns.

Don’t need to, you can buy milk at the store.

“I can’t milk a cow….”

I can, though I’ve only done it for a friend who was on vacation. And that was by hand. I’m not sure how to manage a milking machine.

Utter information for this subject on Freerange https://www.gocomics.com/freerange/2023/04/30 and Off the mark https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2023/04/30

Oh this is udder nonsense!!!

I’ll milk a joke, I’ll milk my savings, I’ll even milk my drink, but I’ll be darned if I’ll grab that udder thing and give it a yank.

I’d like to utter a “Boo.” for this one. instead, I’ll utter a “Moo.”.

It’s all in the approach…and direction

guess you’ll hafta marry her, then

It looks like Lil was in Kentucky. And Garfield.

If it isn’t one thing, it’s the udder.

“Hey, did you hear about the Kleptomaniac who swiped his watch back that he pawned to buy candy?”

“No.”

“He took his own, sweet time…”

( ͡   ͚ ͚ʖ ͡  )

The U.F.S.G.’s topic for discussion today:

“Homassagenize those fingers …!”

I used to be able to milk a cow. Not anymore.

Bull

just remember two if by hand and four if by machine. that’s why machines saved time.