Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 19, 2023

I don’t know Lil. You didn’t get shouted at this time.

But then again, you are Lil, after all.

laced with viagra?

I don’t know, I could use a cold one myself.

You may serve the stiff drinks but the stiff won’t be able to drink the drinks.

All drinks there are stiff drinks.

Love the play on words here.

Depends, does the stiff have ID???

it’s okay he’s got a designated driver

That’s about as perfect as you can get!

I think it was worded perfectly.

After stiff drinks, all mourners ended up on a bender…so not to worry. A good time was had by all!

You probably could, Lil.

Do not serve the stiff any Zombies…

He’s probably gonna need a Designated Digger…

Soo, would the Bartender be Stiff Staff?

thank … ARE YOU LIL? ….

I know all of her friends are probably around her age but it seems to me she attends an awful lot of funerals.

If they serve wine, they just need to have something that has lots of body to it.