Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for October 09, 2023

That’s what you call a 7-piece patio set.

….at his house.

Right next to the alley!!!

gesundheit

Is that a real Hibachi, or a Sears Hibachi?

RIP, Frank Zappa, who prophesied all this fascism we’re living in.

Hard to beat a hibachi-cooked turkey …!

It was always hot and crowded too!

my town was so small we didn’t plead the fifth, we drank it when the sheriff stopped us

If we see someone coming, we go out and rent a stop sign

It was so small that the hospital delivery room and the morgue were the same room…

I knew a guy who had a Bar and Grill …

… unfortunately the Snickers broke his braces.

Oh goody! It’s Small Town Jokes Week! In-other-words – all the places I have lived!

One Small Town I lived in… the convenience store would have been crowded out with a six-pack in the fridge!

I lived in a town that was so small, the power plant was a Die Hard battery.

Towns like that are somewhere in Montana or the Dakotas.