Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 07, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  2 months ago

    Anybody got a match?

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    gammaguy  2 months ago

    Also for chicks. He’s into chick-lit.

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    Jml58  2 months ago

    Don´t get burned from both ends.

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    The Orange Mailman  2 months ago

    Join the pumpkin at the end of the bar, he came to get smashed.

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    Knightman Premium Member 2 months ago

    Came so someone can light up his life!!

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    Kroykali  2 months ago

    You know that it would be untrue

    You know that I would be a liar

    If I was to say to you

    Girl, we couldn’t get much higher

    Come on, baby, light my fire

    Come on, baby, light my fire

    Try to set the night on fire

    - The Doors
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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Start with getting half-lit.

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    wirepunchr  2 months ago

    Is he going to wax poetic?

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    Slowly, he turned...  2 months ago

    She’ll be smoldering if she drinks tequila!

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    You’re at the right place…..just don’t be a flickering around…I can’t afford to lose patrons….some may seem dim-witted….

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    he’s looking for a match wick will light his fire

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    Bing43  2 months ago

    He just blew in from Italy. He’s a Roman candle. Careful he doesn’t blow his top.

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    ChessPirate  2 months ago

    “And gimme a bowl of chili. I want to be burning at both ends…”

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    ms-ss  2 months ago

    That’s a term I haven’t heard since I was a kid.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 2 months ago

    sorry – flambeaus are not allowed inside. best we can do for you is spritz you with a little rum once in a while.

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    Howard'sMyHero  2 months ago

    This isn’t a bar. It’s an amusement park sideshow …!

    ( gimme a cotton candy with a twist )

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    Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago

    Wick-ed!

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    Jefano Premium Member 2 months ago

    Look for Sluggo; I understand he’s lit.

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    Just-me  2 months ago

    Perhaps it’ll get lit at both ends…

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    the lost wizard  2 months ago

    Come on baby, light my fire. :)

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    He’s kind of burnt out.

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