Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for February 14, 2010

A free for all!

It appears that Virgil Ohso doesn’t use a remote for his tv. He tells Half Note when to turn it on.

I still can’t figure out how Tracy notices that the violin weighs a ton but Phil Harmonic didn’t.

Halfnote and Jr. bear a resemblance to each other… Happy Valentine’s Day, my fellow sufferers!

Can I just say? YAAAAwN

Surprise ! .A mod new style to wear the Wrist Gee Nee - facing IN - about to call for back up (?) It must be Brozman ART - Tracy has a WRIST (?)

Seems flunkie “Low Note” has been taking a “low vote” on Virgil’s lower chest. Look at the state of his new bald frontal pate (panel 7), perhaps the source of HAIR readers have noted growing on Virgil’s TIE ? A sort of State of the Union Address ?

Hmm ! ,Violin weighing a “TON”? … and flicking it around like a match stick (?) Can’t figure out how the owner knowing his instrument “intimately”, never realized “instantly” - something was seriously wrong.

And I’m afraid “Cross-eyed” Tucker may well be sent back to Cambastian in disgrace, for not having “SEEN TO IT” when instructed to attend to the “disturbance” by the Ambassador - last Monday. And allowing a guest to take “charge”.

Later this week - the FLIGHT of the BUNGLING BEE !

It’s all a very disgusting occurance, the “Palace” may be wrecked and perhaps now the Ambassodor will see the wisdom of moving the Embassy back to Washington D.C.

Uh, I thought Virgil was in a vehicle yesterday. What happened to the other thug? Virgil had 2 originally. Junior still hasn’t asked dad how he got back the Strad. No sense at all.

Here we are about to redefine “Boom Box”.

Grimegobber’s Tipsbook Better buy your tickets on the street. Then you don’t have to worry about whether that fellow in the trenchcoat is a reputable ticket broker or not, like you would have to if you bought your tickets online.

-Cougar :{)

fishbulb said, about 4 hours ago Uh, I thought Virgil was in a vehicle yesterday. What happened to the other thug? Virgil had 2 originally. Junior still hasn’t asked dad how he got back the Strad. No sense at all

Fishbulb- What has come over you? Are you really expecting it to make sense? C’mon now! Don’t try to ruin the fun of guessing what the heck is going on.

Snot pickers Grab bag - Make sure you buy your Symphony and Super Bowl tix on Craigslist so you can’t possibly be scammed.

Crimestopper’s Textbook:

I know you really want those Hannah Montana tickets, but don’t you think you should see a doctor about that broken pinkie finger?

I know you really want those Hannah Montana tickets, but don’t you think you should see a doctor about that broken pinkie finger?

That’s what comes of trying to use a mouse left-handed.

“Reputable ticket broker?”

Is that an inadvertent oxymoron, like “jumbo shrimp?”

My Uzi weighs a ton.

“I’ll step in to break up a brawl. Oh, look, this violin is heavy…”

What stellar detective work. Months of carefully searching for clues, tracking down leads, interrogating suspects, deducing motives…

Oh wait, that’s what REAL detectives do. Tracy just sorta stupidly stumbles onto the criminal…

What is a reputable ticket broker?

Tracy today actually looks like he might have been drawn by Gould.

I buy my tickets from an African doctor using my credit card numbers, bank account numbers, and social security number. I’m still waiting for my 2009 Super Bowl tickets. Do you think I should send him an email and ask about them? He’s such a nice guy! He’s going to share his inheritance with me.

Cambastan is not in the Olympics for two reasons:

a) The Cambastanian national sport, which is competitive walking, has not been recognized as an Olympic event.

b) We are, in fact, boycotting the Olympics, and will continue to do so, as long as the terrorist aggressor nation Canada is allowed to participate.