What, oh what, will happen to our fearless dick
Does the Blank have up his sleeve, a trick?
With bated breath we wait and wait
That is a feeling that we have come to hate
Molasses in February moves faster than this
That is why with our comments we do diss
With dynamite or with a gun
Killing Tracy should be fun
Old and feeble he has become
Retirement he should not shun
Lackluster scripts and atrocious art
Has led many their ways to part
No suspense is there here to see
A point which we can agree
So we gather to view the wreck
Of a once great strip turned to drek.
What, oh what, will happen to our fearless dick Does the Blank have up his sleeve, a trick? With bated breath we wait and wait That is a feeling that we have come to hate Molasses in February moves faster than this That is why with our comments we do diss With dynamite or with a gun Killing Tracy should be fun Old and feeble he has become Retirement he should not shun Lackluster scripts and atrocious art Has led many their ways to part No suspense is there here to see A point which we can agree So we gather to view the wreck Of a once great strip turned to drek.