bail? he’s not local so he has no times to tracytown, making him a flight risk, attempted murder, resisting arrest, black mail, fugitive flight, resisting arrest, threatening. what loon granted bail?
To be sure, we don’t yet know why. Could she in fact be a blood relative, either of the original Breathless or of Shaky, whose bond (bail) I presume she has made, through her agent George? We also know that her plan has been worked out in advance, as she calls for Phase Two. And, last but not least, note that George addresses her as Breathless, not Fortuna. (The original Breathless is dead, and should stay so!)
Certainly the real Breathless was a liar, con woman, thief, and murderer. But, everything she did was motivated by her greed which was the theme of the entire original story. Breathless and her mother were greedy, BO was greedy, Itchy was greedy, Mrs. BB Eyes was greedy, and greed brought them all down—all for $50,000.
This Fortuna may be greedy but seems more conniving but we have no idea of her true motivation even though this tale is a few weeks old.
1-FORTUNE: Cancel that bellhop I ordered. I took care of the, umm, problem, myself.
2-From penthouse to prison in the blink of an eye! Fine – “jail” if you insist but there goes the alliteration
3-GUARD: Get up Shaky – you’re movin’. We got a winner in the “Get Shaky As A Roommate” drawing. Seems that everybody loves how neat and tidy you are AND how you make the bunk vibrate so soothingly all night long!
DaJellyBelly over 4 years ago
This is an interesting turn of events!
AnyFace over 4 years ago
Counterpoint over 4 years ago
More like someone out there needs to use you to do a job…
Neil Wick over 4 years ago
Good morning™, schemers!
She has paid the bail money for the nephew of Shaky, but for what purpose, exactly, we don’t know.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 4 years ago
Good morning™, lady kingpins !
Now I’m beginning to wonder if she is a real life movie icon or if she fabricated a good elaborate ruse ?
coratelli over 4 years ago
Shaky free again?
Cheapskate0 over 4 years ago
How convoluted. All of this setup just for another set of look-alike crooks from the past.
jonahhex1 over 4 years ago
Hmmmm……..I wonder……..
Could it be that Fortuna Dyer is actually a descendant of the original Breathless Mahoney?
L Silverman over 4 years ago
You know this is gonna be one serious plan if she’s got it broken down into phases.
GoComicsGo! over 4 years ago
I KNEW IT!!!!!
Gent over 4 years ago
So, they give bail to attempt to murder cases?
BigDaveGlass over 4 years ago
Anyone know who George is?
iggyman over 4 years ago
What will Shakey’s girlfriend think about if the 2 get together? She probably moved on anyway!
crobinson019 over 4 years ago
I figured we introduced a shaky Shaky storyso we could get to this one. I don’t see a lot of imporvement to be honest
Aladar30 Premium Member over 4 years ago
This phase two can’t end well. Especially for Shaky.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 4 years ago
bail? he’s not local so he has no times to tracytown, making him a flight risk, attempted murder, resisting arrest, black mail, fugitive flight, resisting arrest, threatening. what loon granted bail?
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Bingo! Now we know part of what Fortuna is up to!
To be sure, we don’t yet know why. Could she in fact be a blood relative, either of the original Breathless or of Shaky, whose bond (bail) I presume she has made, through her agent George? We also know that her plan has been worked out in advance, as she calls for Phase Two. And, last but not least, note that George addresses her as Breathless, not Fortuna. (The original Breathless is dead, and should stay so!)
Mr. JRB over 4 years ago
Of the jungle
kantuck-nadie over 4 years ago
We should have known
jrankin1959 over 4 years ago
The plot sickens…
Ray Toler over 4 years ago
Certainly the real Breathless was a liar, con woman, thief, and murderer. But, everything she did was motivated by her greed which was the theme of the entire original story. Breathless and her mother were greedy, BO was greedy, Itchy was greedy, Mrs. BB Eyes was greedy, and greed brought them all down—all for $50,000.
This Fortuna may be greedy but seems more conniving but we have no idea of her true motivation even though this tale is a few weeks old.
Another Take over 4 years ago
1-FORTUNE: Cancel that bellhop I ordered. I took care of the, umm, problem, myself.
2-From penthouse to prison in the blink of an eye! Fine – “jail” if you insist but there goes the alliteration
3-GUARD: Get up Shaky – you’re movin’. We got a winner in the “Get Shaky As A Roommate” drawing. Seems that everybody loves how neat and tidy you are AND how you make the bunk vibrate so soothingly all night long!
Jan C over 4 years ago
Bail? I thought he was in prison, not jail. You don’t bail out of prison.
Brian Premium Member over 4 years ago
“You got bail.” Stretching the pun.
RenéManuel over 4 years ago
And a rersvation at the M. E. ’s table.