The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for May 10, 2018

In the meantime their waitress, Dot is thinking, “So I guess I shouldn’t expect a tip at all then.”

“A tip? Sure! Whenever you whittle, always point the sharp edge of the blade away from you.”

I took my mother and family out for dinner, she paid for the dinner, but only after putting me in a stranglehold. She upped her game that day and I, respectfully, couldn’t keep up.

Somebody ate more than Burl? I don’t think so!

McDonald’s has 5 Billion Served. Simple Tom’s has 2 Health Inspections Almost Passed. I see they’ve already stolen one of the cups.

I think the staff draws straws to see who gets stuck serving these deadbeats!

T-shirts with inane words printed on them don’t exactly go with “Fine Dining”. For that matter, waiters with name tags don’t, either.

Simple Tom’s = Simpleton’s. All of there customers are like the Penny’s. The people at the next booth are learning from Burl and Company.