The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for January 27, 2021

And the faux plastic represents “cheapskate”.

A genuine Fugazi…..

From the lettering on the cup, looks like Cousin It has been visiting.

I’ve seen a photograph of Alice Roosevelt Longworth sitting in a comfy chair holding a cushion that reads, “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.”

Supposedly she carried it to all social gatherings she attended.

and Burl adds “all mounted is a strong steel ring”…!

Sorry, Joy, your diamonds are zircons. And your zircons are glass. And your glass is plastic!

Well, at least her “diamonds” aren’t blood diamonds.

Two cents, clever.

So, fake love, fake honesty, and fake generosity

Worth it at twice the price

I found them. . . Now can I give my two cents worth?

Add to the TO-DO list: See doctor about finger turning green.

Real genuine imitation diamond, it has a nice ring to it

I guess an artificial diamond is better than an artificially inflated price diamond. You can still love someone without giving money to the DeBeers family.

found them!

Fake love and simulated honesty and generosity. I’ve never read a truer description of Burl.

And how nice of Joy to rub it in that Verl can’t even count on ‘fake’ from Jerry (except the toup, of course. You can always count on the toupeé).

here’s my 2 cents

Ring you don’t want to see is in his pocket

My favorite Julie Gem. Hits on all cylinders.