The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for September 30, 2022

GACK….

Too late Burl…at this point sanitizers should have been applied this morning, not now

From Ma’s bad beer night.

….and the driver’s seat cushion likely smells even worse than usual of late……….

Check the windshield. If it’s dirty, (ah-CHOO) I guarantee you it was the bad cold. If just the wheel is in need of cleaning, it’s the food.

Ma’s tootin good and loud this morning..

Phlegm at the ten and two positions. Because her hands were busy opening the candy bars. Feed a cold, right?

find it: joke

That KICK looks a lot like KKK.

The Find-It today is TP… Burl is on a roll…!

Forget the Lysol Burl, go for the turpentine!

Burl does not think

Yuck!!

When I was a kid, I went to the Star theater, which had so many kid customers, when you took a seat, your shoes stuck to the floor from all the dried Coke. At least, I hope it was Coke.

This must be “Stomach-churning Comics Day”. Several right in a row. YECH!!!!

It didn’t feel sticky to Burl as he was eating those drive-thru french fries on the way home.