The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 20, 2022

5 bucks? Some day Burl’s heart will swell up to the size of a pea and explode.

On the old David Letterman show, one year he had his mother on remote from her house on Mother’s Day. David asked his mother if she got the card he sent her? She said yes and showed the television audience. She opened the card and showed the 5 dollar bill that was inside. lolol

“Floor length flannel teddy” So funny!

Why a check – they have separate bank accounts?

Teddy: “A woman’s undergarment combining a camisole top and panties.”

A check for only five dollars

eye found the I…!

Little else to give indeed. $5 check. $15 overdraft fee. The gift the keeps on giving.

Is the city logo of Crustwood the left hand side of a bell-shaped curve?

My father-in-law gives my mother-in-law cash every gift giving occasion. SHE does the banking, so she has to go get it for him.

Joy, that’s a real mystery…

That could be a touching and sweet gesture….if it wasn’t Burl.

That was thoughtful.

It’s the lack of thought that counts.