Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 02, 1978

Transcript:

Man: This is pretty slow going, Z. I'm not sure I'm making any real headway... Zonker: Well, these things take time, Kirby. Man: I know, but I was hoping to wrap up my new lifestyle in time for my big date on Friday! Zonker: Hmm... well, I suppose we could outfit you with some sort of short term pose... Zonker: It won't be a wholly realized lifestyle, you understand - not much more than a new set of mannerisms - but it should tide you over. Man: And it'd be fully operational? Zonker: For sure. Although I'd go easy with the direct eye contact.