Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 19, 1980
May 18, 1980
May 20, 1980
Transcript:
Mike: Hey, Zonker, who do you know in Rancho Mirage, California? Zonker: I give up, who? Mike: Beats me. But you've got a special delivery letter. Zonker: Special... did you say Rancho Mirage? My God! I don't believe it! I've been invited to compete in the Gerald R. Ford Pro-Am Summer Biathlon! Mike: Congratulations. What's a summer biathlon? Zonker: Tanning and golf. This is such an honor!
