Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 20, 1980
May 19, 1980
May 21, 1980
Transcript:
Mark: The Gerald R. Ford Pro-Am Summer Biathlon? What is a summer biathlon, Z? Zonker: It's a combination golf and tanning event. It's one of the most prestigious events of its kind. Usually, only top leisure specialists like Bruce Jenner are invited to participate. In past years, some of the truly legendary tans have been showcased at the Ford Biathlon - the '67 Sinatra tan, the '73 Cher tan, the '77 Andy Williams tan... Mark: You mean tannists have good and bad years? Zonker: Sure. Even the best. Hell, George Hamilton's '63 tan was a huge scandal.
