Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 06, 1994

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Campbell: You wanted to see me, sir? University President: Yes, Campbell. Dean Rumplemeyer was just in here. She wants to destigmatize the remedial courses by calling them "introductory." Campbell: Well, sir, they practically already are introductory courses, almost two thirds of the incoming freshmen are taking them...Admissions says it's getting harder and harder to attract kids who are prepared. You should go to the freshman meet'n' greet today. It's a real eye-opener. Freshman student #1: Really? Howard Stern is my favorite writer, too! Freshman student #2: All the others suck, man!