Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 14, 1995
April 13, 1995
April 15, 1995
Transcript:
Duke: You took a tissue sample from me? Honey: Yes, sir. And the doctor got one from little Earl. A DNA test is the only way to tell if he's your son. In this age of personal responsibility, I knew you'd want to know! Duke: Are you inasane? Why would I want to know? I do not want to know! honey: The results were conclusive. he's yours. Duke: I didn't hear that! I did not hear that! Honey: Shall I tell him, sir, or will you?
