Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 15, 1995
Transcript:
Duke: "... and our DNA analysis proves conclusively that the child Earl is Mr. Duke's son." I... I don't believe this... Honey: Well, I can understand your shock, sir... after many, many years of hard, irrespinsible living, it's the first time you've produced a child! Duke: No... no... it's the first time anyone's proved it! Honey: It must be a joyous moment, sir.