Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 23, 1995
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Alex: Momster? JJ on phone: My little girl! Been having a nice Christmas? Alex: Uh-huh. Hey, guess what, mommy! We sent you a present today! JJ: You did? Alex: Yup! I picked it out by myself! I dind't let Daddy help at all! JJ: Why not, sweetheart? Alex: Mommy, Dad would have sent you a bucket of boogers. Mike: Alex! JJ: Well, I can understand that, honey.