Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 24, 1995

Transcript:

Woman: I don't get it... I never get it! Maybe I'm irony-challenged...Hmm...wonder what he's trying to say here...it's not terribly clear... Mark: Hey, reader! Is this you? Do you sometimes scratch your head over one of our installments? If so, then call the Doonesbury technical support hotline! Our trained facilitators are standing by to help you make sense of our fine, character-driven humor! Mike: In panel three, B.D. doesn't know what's up. Boopsie: And the bomb is an icon! Get it? Mark: If it's context you need, we'll explain the current event that inspired the strip - and reference it for you so you can find out more! If, after all that, you still don't get the joke - or you get it, but you think it's lame...we'll send you a brand new strip - at our expense! Why? Because we value your patronage! So call now at 1-800... Mike: You moron! I just explained that! Hellooo? Anyone home?