Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 24, 1996
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Fan 1: I can't believe he's only charging $75 for an autograph! Fan 2: That's Zonker for ya! The fan always come first! Fan 3: It's incredible that he's here in Anaheim! It's like a dream! Want me to pinch you? Fan 4: No, thanks. Fan 5: I knew him when he was just a pup! I helped him through his first peel! Fan 6: Get out! Fan 7: So what do you think, man? Truthfully. Zonker: Excellent. And killer tan line. Have you had it appraised?