Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 25, 2011
Transcript:
Jeff: So when do I hit the road, Becca? Becca: December 4! We don't send authors out on tour much anymore, but booksellers have been clamoring for you! We've also booked you on key shows like "Today," "Colbert" and "Charlie Rose"! You'll even be going to some red carpet events! Jeff: Cool! Do I get my own hot publicist in a little black dress? Becca: Hard to say. We don't actually dress him.
As someone who’s never heard of any of those media personalities, I haven’t the faintest idea what this is all supposed to mean.