Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 13, 2011

Transcript:

Donald Trump: A lot of people - top, top, important people - ask me, Mr. Trump, why do you get so much respect from the candidates? The answer is simple: if you don't come to New York and kiss my backside, you cannot be a serious candidate! You're a loser, a clown, like Ron Paul! Roland: But what about our poll at Fox, Mr. Trump? We found that by a 5-1 margin, your endorsement is more likely to have a negative impact on voters! Trump: Who cares? Either way, my impact is huge, beyond huge! Roland: Good point - well played, sir!