Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 22, 2012
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Transcript:
Zonker: Not another pop quiz! I may have bitten off more than I can chew... Sam: Zonker, do they give you a lot of homework at Trump University? Zonker: Um... I'm not enrolled at Trump anymore, Sam. Sam: You're not? Why not? Zonker: The state of New York ruled it wasn't a real university, so I transferred to Glenn Beck U. At $74.95, Beck University is a better value anyway. And it's a lot hotter! Sam: That's important to you? Zonker: Um... no. But, see, Trump just wasn't meeting my needs, and... and... don't look at me with those shaming eyes! Sam: Someone isn't being true to his school.
Rerun eh, Trudeau must be tailgating with Trump and all the other Giant fans. I can feel a big day for Patrick Willis, just put a Newt face on the Giant backfield. Can’t wait to sit on the couch with Miss Nancy and watch the game on the big screen.