Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 16, 2012
Transcript:
Jeff: Dude, how are you going to run Romney's beach garage? Have you ever actually driven a car? Zipper: Are you kidding? Lots of times! Jeff: Not counting Grand Theft Auto? Zipper: Hi, my name is Jeff. I stomp on people's dreams. Jeff: I live in the real world, man.
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
Yes, everybody gets the irony of it.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 12 years ago
What a pair!
FriscoLou over 12 years ago
Hope Zip drives better than he winches.
Kali39 over 12 years ago
Doesn’t Jeff mean “Reel” world?
rayannina over 12 years ago
Wait, since when does Jeff live in the … oh, never mind.
billydub over 12 years ago
And yet the punk is a gazillionaire…
goulo over 12 years ago
They keep switching physical positions each day (who’s sitting on the left, who’s sitting on the right)…
thirdguy over 12 years ago
In the real world, wouldn’t they have nipples?
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Awesome. Jeff should start doing career counseling seminars.
babka Premium Member over 12 years ago
water having sought and found its own level, birds of a feather, flocking..one lucky & one not so. very “lovin’ it” and fries with that. chillin’ with the shades inside the money bubble house that Jeff built with the romance of an immoral war turned by savy alchemy & walter mitty into the easy life.
keenanthelibrarian over 12 years ago
I think they should get out of the sun.
gaebie over 12 years ago
Jeff has been living in the fantasy world so long, he convinced himself it is the real world. Sad.
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
“For guys who’ve been out in the sun a lot, they’re sure colored extra pale.”I’ve been meaning to comment on the same thing. Maybe they’re completely slathered in SPF 50 sunscreen? (With Uncle Zonk’s experience in mind.)
FriscoLou over 12 years ago
“They are both risking melanoma …”
Boy talk about stomping on other people’s dreams, IMudd.
kaffekup over 12 years ago
Payback’s a bitch, Zip. Didn’t you stomp on Jeff’s dream in the movie theater?
Squoop over 12 years ago
@gaebie So many things in this world to be sad about, and you choose a fictional self-absorbed filthy-rich young punk comic strip character?
rvonluchen over 12 years ago
Jeff does live in the real world. He only works in Fantasyland.
WW2 Marine Veteran over 12 years ago
This is strictly a political strip.
ironflange over 12 years ago
Pot, meet kettle.
goulo over 12 years ago
@reedkomicks:I agree the viewing angle is changed, of course, but that doesn’t matter. The two characters are switching positions RELATIVE TO EACH OTHER each day:
In Wednesday’s comic, Zip is sitting on Jeff’s right side.
In Tuesday’s comic, Zip is sitting on Jeff’s left side.
In Monday’s comic, Zip is sitting on Jeff’s right side.