Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 15, 2012
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Transcript:
Mike: Hello? Mark: Mike? It's Mark... Mike: Mark? What time is it? Mark: Who knows? I haven't been able to sleep. I'm just so damn depressed... Half my friends are moving to New York to get married! It's never going to happen for me, Mike-- I'll never find that one guy! Mike: Okay, so I'm going to put Kim on, Mark. She's more up on gay stuff. Kim: Don't you dare.
I think it’s time for Mark to come out of the closet and admit he’s asexual. In all the time the strip’s run, he’s never really been that into men or women. Maybe he and Zonker should consider moving in together.