Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 15, 2013

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Girl: Could you make it out to my mom? Jeff: Sure, kid. What's her name? Girl: Nutrina-Z, Serene Frizzball of Kolram Lesbot! Jeff: Got it. Girl: Thanks sooo much, Rascal! Jeff: No problem, young lady! Next! Man: So! We meet again. Jeff: Um... we've met? You sure, dude? Man: You don't think I know my own archnemesis? Jeff: Who is your archnemesis? Man: The Red Raptor, of course! Jeff: I'm The Red Rascal. The Red Raptor is two booths down. Man: Oh... how embarrassing. Sorry. Jeff: No worries. Next! Man 2: Rascal! I am your faaather! Jeff: No freebies, pal! Take a walk! Man: So! We meet again! Red Raptor: Awk! Awk!