Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 07, 2014

Transcript:

Zonker: You know, Uncle Duke, I think you ought to start giving some serious thought sometime to straightening yourself out. Duke: Right you are, Zonk-- I damn near blew out all my tubes on that last number, didn't I? That kind of deranged behavior just can't go on! In fact, I'm thinking that in a few days I might just go back to Aspen and try to turn over a new leaf-- you know, settle down, raise a family, buy a labrador... open up a little massage parlor. Zonker: Oh, Duke...