Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 03, 2014
July 02, 2014
July 04, 2014
Transcript:
Duke: Quite a view, MacArthur, quite a view! Is the volcano still active? MacArthur: Semi-active, sir. But you needn't worry-- we've got it on a steady diet of sacrificial virgins! Duke: Sacrificial virgins! You're kidding! MacArthur: No, sir-- it's a time-honored custom! I hope you don't disapprove, sir. Zonker: Disapprove?! We're appalled! How long has this been going on, MacArthur?! MacArthur: 2,000 years! But we haven't had a single eruption! Duke: Can't argue with that. Zonker: Duke! MacArthur: Then it's okay, sir?
Actually, Zonker was instrumental in eliminating the sacrifices.
Righteously done, DUDE!