Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 04, 2014
July 03, 2014
July 05, 2014
Transcript:
Duke: Suzy? ...Suzy WIllowmaker? This is your governor speaking! Zonker: C'mon, Uncle Duke! It's wasn't her fault! Duke: Okay, Suzy, what's the big idea of backing out on your sacrifice?! Do you realize that because of you, we've got a major eruption on our hands?! Now, listen to me, Suzy!! I want you to go up there this afternoon and sacrifice yourself-- before the whole island's destroyed! Whadda ya mean you can't?! Why not?! She's got a dentist appointment. Zonker: Fair enough-- now let her be!
Susy? Susy Creamcheese? This is your conscience speaking! Wonder who else remembers Frank Zappa today?