Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 30, 2014

Transcript:

Zonker: My god, Mike! You don't think Proposition 13 means they'll close down the tanning clinics, do you? Mike: Well, I think it's a possibility, Z. I would imagine that community tanning needs would be pretty low priority. Zonker: Low priority? Mike, I don't think you quite understand! In California, if you take away a man's tan, he's nothing! You strip him of all his dignity! You might as well take away his Mercedes! Mike: Times are tough, Zonk... Zonker: Not that tough! We're talking 350 cloudless days a year, Mike!