Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 29, 2014
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December 30, 2014
Transcript:
Mike: What's it say, Zonk? Zonker: "Regret to inform you your uncle Duke has been declared legally dead. Reading of will scheduled for Monday. Please come soonest to help organize personal effects. Condolences, T. Bannon, Attorney-at-Law." Mike: Gee... who do you suppose moved to have him declared legally dead? Zonker: I'm not sure, but I've got a pretty good idea! Mover: You want the stereo packed too, buddy? Zeke: No, no, just put it in the back of my van.
So - Duke appointed Uncle Stupidhead, Grab Anything that isn’t nailed down Zeke? Must have been during a bad batch of LSD or some other unknown substance. Why or why did he not chose little nephew Zonker?