Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 30, 2014

Transcript:

Zonker: Is that you, Brenner? Zeke: Hey, Zonk! Good to see you again, man! Zonker; Brenner, what the hell is going on? Who had Duke declared dead? Zeke: It had to be done sooner or later, man. Life goes on, you know? Zonker: So you wrote him off? Just like that? Zeke: Well, we were thinking of a memorial service, but his attorney and I figured we oughta try to keep expenses down. Zonker: As a courtesy to his heirs, no doubt. Zeke: Right. Besides, I couldn't remember which cult he belonged to.