Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 16, 2015
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Transcript:
Roland: Boy, I"m amazed these pants made it back. Look at all these rips. They sure bring back memories! Yes, these pants tell quite a story. For instance, this tough, greasy stain from Lebanon. Know how I got it? I was interviewing a beautiful P.S.O. guerrilla at a cafe in Beirut when we heard gunfire. I asked her where we could go for safety... Joanie: Listen, would it be okay if I didn't hear about your stain from Lebanon? Roland: Suddenly she took a bullet and fell into my spaghetti.
Kaffe, What makes you think Roland didn’t move her head and finish off the spaghetti? His well known sense of decency?