Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 30, 2015
Transcript:
Duke: May I have your attention, please? This is your captain speaking... There's been a lot of irresponsible talk going around to the effect that we're lost. Nothing could be more misleading. We're simply a tad off course. Understandable on a 6,000-mile voyage. Voice 1: We're already three days late! Voice 2: We'll miss the invasion! Duke: If you'll check your contracts, you'll see that actual hostilities were not guaranteed. Voice 1: Liar! Voice 2: We want our money back! Duke: Better train that deck gun down here, Honey. Honey: That's not going to solve anything, sir.
There are birds in the background – they must be close to something.