Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 30, 2015
May 29, 2015
May 31, 2015
Transcript:
Duke: May I have your attention, please? This is your captain speaking... There's been a lot of irresponsible talk going around to the effect that we're lost. Nothing could be more misleading. We're simply a tad off course. Understandable on a 6,000-mile voyage. Voice 1: We're already three days late! Voice 2: We'll miss the invasion! Duke: If you'll check your contracts, you'll see that actual hostilities were not guaranteed. Voice 1: Liar! Voice 2: We want our money back! Duke: Better train that deck gun down here, Honey. Honey: That's not going to solve anything, sir.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Maybe, they will see some action after all.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sounds as if hostilities ARE guaranteed.
patlaborvi over 9 years ago
In the last frame, when Duke tells Honey to turn the deck gun on the customers, all I could think of was the old Bugs Bunney cartoon when Yosemite Sam the pirate tried to get rid of Bugs by shooting the canon at him and ends up sinking his own ship.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 9 years ago
GT should have put an iceberg in the background.
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
There are birds in the background – they must be close to something.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
“I already spent your money, so NO refunds.”
dre7861 over 9 years ago
Duke: “Just ignore the Island with the Smoke Monster on your left.”
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
This is currently in a Summer 1982 story arc involving Duke and Honey. Did this tie in with the 1982 Falkland Islands crisis?