Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 07, 2015

Transcript:

Duke: Before I introduce the inaugural speaker, a few words. In the months ahead, you will all study medicine. You will play golf. You will learn about tax shelters. In short, you will become doctors! But come February, ladies and gentlemen, you will do the most important thing you'll ever do in your lives! You will meet St. George's in Grenada and you will destroy them in volleyball! Audience: Yeaaa! Grenada sucks eggs! Grenada sucks eggs! Duke: Point spread city! Honey: They sure have a lot of school spirit, sir.