Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 06, 2015

Transcript:

Mayor: And as mayor of Port-Au-Prince, I'm honored to present you with this traditional Haitian garland! Duke: This is great, Chief, really great. What the hell's in it? It stinks to high heaven. Mayor: Garlic and eucalyptus leaves. It wards off evil spirits. Duke: Evil spirits? What evil spirits? Mayor: Possible labor disturbances, power failures, lapses of police protection, that sort of thing. Duke: And you're giving me this? Mayor: Leasing it, actually. I'll so look forward to your expression of gratitude.