Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 01, 2015
August 31, 2015
September 02, 2015
Transcript:
Rick: "March 26-- Joanie goes to visit her mother. I'm on my own with Jeffrey for the first time. At 3:00 a.m. Jeffrey cries out in his sleep from what Joanie has told me. I know this probably means he's wet. So as not to wake him up with the light, I try to change his diapers in total darkness, a task roughly equal in difficulty to taking apart and reassembling an M-19 in a gunny sack. I diaper his head."
Rick needs an anatomy lesson if he can’t tell the difference between a baby’s butt and head in the dark.