Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 01, 2015

Rick needs an anatomy lesson if he can’t tell the difference between a baby’s butt and head in the dark.

Rick , the first blogger of the story .

So at least his head’s dry.BTW, what does Rick know about taking apart and reassembling an M-16 in a gunny sack? And how has he never before changed a diaper, light or no light?

Ball, Ball, Ball, Football.

Actually, it isn’t that difficult to take apart and re-assemble an M-16 in a gunny sack, around 10 parts depending on just how far apart you take it.

This does seem to explain a lot about Red Rascal…

OK, if he diapered the boy’s head, how did that M-16 turn out?

In yesterday’s strip, Jeffrey looks more like a 3-year-old than a newborn. I.e., a bit old for diapers.

My grandson, K, the first child, was born a month early. Mom, dad, and I each took turns helping at night. One night K tuned up and his dad warmed up the bottle, then wondered why he was having trouble getting the kid to take it. Turned out he had been holding K upside down and was trying to feed the butt end.

basketball, basketball, basketball, football

“neither do most politicians.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Do WHAT?

That explains the red diaper in “Red Rascal’s War.”

No wonder Jeff turned out to be such a nutball.

There’s a term for someone who can’t disassemble and reassemble their weapon in the dark under nasty circumstances: KIA