Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 27, 2015
October 26, 2015
October 28, 2015
Transcript:
Zonker: What? You want me to do anti-tanning ads? Mike: Zonker, you've said yourself that tanning is dangerous. There were 500,000 cases of skin cancer in the U.S. last year. If you, a former professional tannist, went on the air and urged kids to get out of tanning, the impact could be enormous! Zonker: But... but I'm under a lot of pressure from my studies here! Where am I going to find the time to become a TV star? Mike: Zonker, I checked with your dean. School's been out for a month. Zonker: So that's why the tennis courts have been so free! Mike: What do you say: I could have a crew here by tomorrow.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
What has Zonker been studying for the last month?
Pointspread about 9 years ago
Hopefully Mr Harris will hold out for $. Med school is expensive, even in Hiati.
StCleve72 about 9 years ago
Artists get bored
Linguist about 9 years ago
If Zonker can’t do it, I understand that George Hamilton is available.
ladamson1918 about 9 years ago
Dan Quayle played 2.5 rounds of golf a day while he was in college. He makes Zonker look like an also-ran.
summerdog86 about 9 years ago
Not many tanners use the real sun to tan anymore. It’s all done in the light boxes. I think attendance is down, but still around and available.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 9 years ago
George Hamilton attributes his hue to Native American genes.
For a Just and Peaceful World about 9 years ago
My dermatologist said to use SPF 50 sunscreen any time that I am in the sun. Good advice.
goweeder about 9 years ago
“Chips turn into peanuts in the last panel, and the straws in the drinks change from panel to panel.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I believe you, but I’m not going back to look.Maybe if I had more time………….
goweeder about 9 years ago
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