Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 12, 2015
Transcript:
Bartender: This better be good, pal! Man: I'm sorry, Marcia. I can't stand idly by and watch you do this to yourself! I should have said something sooner, I know. I guess I took it for granted that you would always be there, smiling out at the world. Forgive me, Marcia. I thought you were too much woman for me, so I pretended I didn't care. It was a lie. I do care! I always have! Marcia: That's very sweet. Who are you? Man: Albert Schmeckel. I'm in personnel.
Marcia, your parents will love him; I think he’s Jewish.