Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 13, 2015

Transcript:

Albert: Please, Marcia, reconsider! Marcia: Sorry, Albert, I'm flattered, but my mind is made up.Bartender: Marcia, can we finish this up? Marcia: Ready when you are, Patrick! Bartender: Do you, Marcia, being singular and sane, vow to get on with your life, forswearing all campaigns to locate Mr. Right? Marcia: I do! Bartender: By the authority vested in me by the New York State Liquor Commission, I now pronounce you off the market! Albert: Sob! Marcia: Free at last! Bartender: You may now kiss the bartender.