Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 05, 2016
April 04, 2016
April 06, 2016
Transcript:
Lacey: It's suck a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Eastwood! May I present my assistant, Joanie Caucus? Joanie: Hi. I just want to tell you you're my biggest fan! I mean it! Are those eyes for real? Of course they are. Shut up, Joan. You know, I've never really been attracted to... well... major macho, but, God, I could really make a fool out of myself over you! Lacey: Why, I think you already have, dear. Joanie: This is crazy. I have two kids. Clint Eastwood: Nice to meet you, ma'am.
It never fails to amaze me how some normally intelligent folks turn into starry-eyed and silly-talking idol worshipers around anyone from Hollywood…