Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 19, 2016
April 18, 2016
April 20, 2016
Transcript:
Zonker: Mr. Dupuis? Yes, this is Mr. Harris. I understand you represent Ex-President-For-Life Duvalier. Good, good. I'll tell you why I called. I'm very interested in acquiring one of his zombie slaves. A Mr. Legume.Why? Sentimental reasons, mostly. May we negotiate? Great. I'm going to put my high-powered legal counsel, Ms. Joanie "Jaws" Caucus. Joanie. "Jaws" here. Zonker: Ring! Ring! Hey, Jaws! The Attorney General on line two!
Leave it to Zonker to create an artificial reality. He’s at his best when he’s being Lord Puddleby-on-the-Moor. ("Quite, we crossed oars at Henley.)