Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 20, 2016
April 19, 2016
April 21, 2016
Transcript:
Joanie: How far do you want to go with this? Zonker: As far as we have to. I'm a rich man. Joanie: Mr. Dupuis? Since the purchase of human beings is forbidden outside of pro sports, my client has advised me to offer you a "finder's fee" for Mr. Duke's return. What do we have in mind? Well, that's difficult to say, Mr. Dupuis. How can we measure the value of a person? Is it possible to set a price on a human life? $10 million. Take it or leave it. Zonker: Pass, we're not taking Mother Theresa here.
Mother theresa was no saint. She was mean.