Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 18, 2016
May 17, 2016
May 19, 2016
Transcript:
Curtis: I gotta tell you, dude, this business of owning a $3 million painting and being dead broke is warped! Zonker: What do you think I should do? Curtis: Sell it, man! Use the money for something that'll make a difference! Zonker: Like what? Curtis: I dunno. Something that won't just sit in your room. Something that will benefit mankind! Zonker: You mean, like a hockey team or something? Curtis: There you go.
Buying a hockey team only benefits mankind in Canada.