Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 19, 2016
May 18, 2016
May 20, 2016
Transcript:
Zonker: What's that, Curtis? Curtis? An alternative to Monet. The 1986 Peerage listings! Zonker: Huh? Curtis: British titles that are on the market! For $17,000 to $75,000, you can buy a lordship! All you gotta do is pass an interview! Zonker: Where'd you get this? Curtis: Found it while I was clearing out Duke's personal papers. Apparently he was thinking of becoming an Earl or a Duke! Zonker: Duke Duke? Curtis: Or the Earl of Duke! Is that totally rad or what?
As I walk through this worldNothing can stop the Duke of EarlAnd you, you are my girlNo one can hurt you, oh, no