Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 20, 2016
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Transcript:
Zonker: This is wild! Imagine my becoming a Duke! Curtis: Beats owning some dumb painting of sailboats! Zonker: Hey, why don't I become a Duke and you become an Earl? Curtis: Me? I can't afford it, Zonk. Zonker: I could loan the money to you! Curtis: Right. Where am I going to get $75,000 to pay you back? Zokner: Just tax your vassals! You're allowed to tax your vassals, aren't you? Curtis: It doesn't say.
Do it, continue to throw your money from the window and you will finish in a wild country growing weed